An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.

George Jean Nathan
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  3. If children were brought into the world by an act of pure reason alone, would the human race continue to exist? Would not a man rather have so much sympathy with the coming generation as to spare it the burden of existence, or at any... - Arthur Schopenhauer

  4. We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

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More Quotes By George Jean Nathan
  1. Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

  2. It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.

  3. If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

  4. Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit

  5. The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

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